by shadow-ace on Sat Nov 15, 2008 5:18 pm--
AwesomeNextSilence was the newest member of VMK as he stood silently in the Esplanade. He noticed a couple of girls chatting on a bench to the side of the Esplanade. I need to find someone to befriend, thought Next. And so, the first room he decided to visit, was the Sci-Fi Dine-In. He decided to take a seat in the cyan oldsmobile in the top left corner. As he sat, a girl walked up to him, and sat in the other seat of the car. "Hi, I'm SillyFabulousStar," greeted the girl. This is my chance to finally have a friend, thought Next. "Hi, I'm AwesomeNextSilence," replied Next. A few minutes later of sharing their thoughts, they decided to go to each other's rooms. Star told Next about how you could click on NPCs to get credits once a day. Next started doing that, every day, and as he did, he delivered the final touch to his only room, The Royal Room. Next never actually considered buying another room; so from his first day to his last, he only owned one room. Then, something strange happened; Star stopped logging on. And not only that, she also deleted everyone on her friends list; including Next. So, Next decided to move on to newer friends.
Actually, before Star supposedly "quit", Next had met a friend named pinkeyprincess. They turned out to be the best of friends. After that, Next met another friend, named Magicalicedtea. When Next talked to Tea, they discussed the more "guy" type things, because they were both males. But when Next talked with Pink (who was female), Next showed a softer side. And so, one day Next thought about quitting. All of his friends tried their hardest to stop him, and they did. So, Next stayed. But then, Next started facing problems. His friends (except for Tea and Pink) began to reject him. And yet, Next did nothing wrong. They just declared, "We got bored of him," and Tea and Pink were highly against that. And so, Next decided to show a dark side of himself, to avenge himself over those who turned him down. Tea and Pink didn't like this, not one bit. Tea and Pink failed to tone Next down. And after a while, Tea and Pink's attempt to tone Next down began to annoy Next. Next was so ticked off, that in his darkest hour, he deleted Tea and Pink. That was the biggest mistake in all of Next's life. So until VMK closed, Next felt horrible with what he had done. And even worse, the day VMK closed, Next retired with only 2 friends on his friend's list (That weren't Tea or Pink).
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This story is completely true, and no fraction of it is wishful thinking, lies, or innuendo. More is to come on Next's epilogue (his VFK life as shadow.fish), but until then, goodbye.
~ AwesomeNextSilence
If you're going to just walk away, at least let me have SOME say in it... Please